Plot Twist & Poor Decisions sweatshirt | Embroidered Crewneck

Soft, lived-in comfort with a sly sense of humor. This crewneck wraps you in medium-weight warmth while the delicate embroidered phrase on the chest reads like a bookish wink: “Plot twists & poor decisions.” It settles into quiet mornings with coffee and late-night reading sessions alike. The clean backdrop and subtle script make it easy to layer under a jacket or lounge in, and the absence of side seams gives a smooth silhouette that feels relaxed, not sloppy. For readers, writers, and anyone who treats life like a lovable novel, this sweatshirt becomes a familiar companion — warm, honest, and a little mischievous.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, cozy warmth.

- Embroidered chest text with optional wrist embroidery placement.

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, attractive fit.

- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting construction.

- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; printed inner neck labels via DTF and DTG prints.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron